Sir Clutterworth's Blog

Fiction. Mock bills, invented proceedings and correspondence from Sir Randybottom Clutterworth KC, who does not exist. Nothing here is a factual claim about any real person or body — Build UK's sourced material is in the Watchdog and the policy library.

  1. the-energy-transition

    Satire — this post is fiction

    Your grid-independent biscuit, sir. Baked using conventional, non-intermittent fossil energy in 2024, stored at room temperature, and completely unaffected by localized cloud…

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  2. The Mandatory Competence Act

    Satire — this post is fiction

    PROPOSAL FOR THE PARLIAMENTARY MANDATORY COMPETENCE AND OPERATIONAL LICENSING ACT (2026)

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